Mr. Ranganathan.
Oh...
Just hold on, one second.
Yeah, just hold on.
Mr. Prashant. - Yeah!
Can you hear me? - Tell me, sir.
Okay.
Ms. Patel, can you hear me? - Yes.
Yeah, hold on.
I'll call you back.
Ms. Mansi Mehra? - Hello.
Okay.
You all applied online for a job in our US based firm.
Yes, I did.
Yes, that's correct.
Yes, of course.
Okay.
So, first I'll tell you something about the job.
Excuse me.
Who is this?
Myself Mann Mehra.
You see, my boss has insisted..
..that I speak to you in Hindi.
And my Hindi's a bit... you know, weak.
So bear with me. - Of course.
Okay.
So, let's talk about the job.
You've all applied for the manager's post.
But it's a highly responsible job.
You'll have to work standing up.
Standing up?
Standing up? For how long?
Well...24 hours in a day.
And 7 days a week.
Will we get time to sit down or rest?
No! No breaks.
Sometimes you'll have to give full night attention..
..to your associates.
Full night?
I love it.
And you must have knowledge about medicine and finance.
And...you must know cooking.
Any holidays or day off?
No holidays, you'll have to work all year.
In fact, you'll be facing extra workload..
..on Holi, Diwali, Christmas, New Year.
That's really inhuman.
Is that even legal?
What will we be paid for it?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
What? Nothing?
Which fool does that kind of work without getting paid?
What if I tell you there are millions of people..
..who do this job without a pay?
No, I don't believe it.
Who are these people?
Moms.
All the mothers around the world.
That's true.
Yes, you're right.
You're right.
Yes, they work all their lives, without getting paid.
My mom is great.
Mom, you're awesome.
We rest at home on a day off.
But...she works harder on those days.
She eats only after everyone has eaten.
I love you, mom.
Thank you so much for everything you did for me
My mom is great.
Hey, mom.
My short film made you cry.
Can't help it.
I'm so proud to be your mom.
You made a big point, son.
This short film will remind everyone..
..about their mom's sacrifices.
Really.
Even my mom made many sacrifices for our family.
And even today, her days and nights..
..are only dedicated to her family.
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us with prosperity."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Fill our hearts with joy and happiness."
"Keep us away from sorrow and grief."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
Take a look.
Preeto.
If this alliance is fixed, I'll forever be indebted to you.
"I've always prayed for your well-being."
"I've raised you with great care."
"May Lord fulfill my wish."
"And fills your life with all the joys."
"I wish that your life ahead.."
"..is filled with abundance and riches."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us with prosperity."
The stars are not in his favor.
Tie this sacred thread on his arm. - Yes.
And tell him to fast for 21 Tuesdays.
I will tie this sacred thread to him.
But, can I fast for 21 Tuesdays instead of him?
"I held your finger, and taught you to walk"
"Educated and enlightened you."
"I pray to God, that each day the sun rises..."
"..singing your praises."
"I hope all your dreams come true."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
Who wants to act? You?
No. Not me. My daughter-in-law.
Daughter-in-law? - Yes.
Normally mother's ask for roles for their daughter.
This is the first time a mother-in-law's doing this.
"I never differentiated between daughters."
"I've considered you as my kin."
"May you be blessed with happiness."
"And I hear the giggles of a child soon."
"Make my family proud."
"May your life be filled with joy and happiness."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us with prosperity."
Lord...my husband's been nominated for the award.
If he wins, I'll feed the poor.
Okay?
"You're like a boon for me."
"You're my God."
"All I want is you forever."
"To spend my entire life with you."
"You're the only one made for me."
"I can sacrifice my life for you."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, all I want is..
"You bless us with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
Madam. Madam. Madam.
Madam. Madam. - What happened, Ratna?
Mr. Gupta... His wife's.. - Died!
No, I was at their house.
Madam, Lord has answered your prayers. - I see.
Sir will be presented with the award.
What are you saying? - Take a look.
Photo. - Show me.
Lord... You always blessed me..
..with whatever I asked for.
And now, by making him win the award..
..you've answered my prayers too.
I'll definitely visit the temple to fulfill my part of the promise.
He's back.
I'll be there soon.
Yes, I know...Malhotra's wife want to divorce him.
That was bound to happen.
I tried explaining him so many times..
..that he shouldn't pamper his wife too much.
Whether you buy expensive shoes or cheap ones..
..you're going to wear them on your feet
You can't carry them around.
Fine. Let's meet at the club in the evening.
Okay.
Water.
I've told you a thousand times..
..always bring water and tea on a tray.
Hold the glass, I'll get the tray. - Wait!
Remember next time. - Yes.
Look...your photo's been published on the cover page.
What's the big deal?
My photo's always on the cover page of some magazine.
What are you so overjoyed about?
Of course, sir. It's good news after all.
Madam had prayed to Lord so you can win the award.
She should've prayed for some brains instead.
I'm getting this award for my hard work.
Hi, RK. - Hello, Chandni.
How are you?
What a pleasant surprise.
You're the one who surprised me.
Congratulations for the award.
Thank you my dear, thank you.
I was very sure you're going to win the award.
With your best wishes, how could I not win it?
Congratulations once again.
So what would you like?
Something hot or cold?
No, no. I'll only have champagne at the party.
Sure. Sure. - Okay. Bye, see you.
Come, I'll see you out.
So sweet of you.
"Who says old men can't be romantic."
"It's you who don't doubt them."
No, no.
They work together.
They are just friends.
You will never understand this friendship, ma'am.
Okay, okay. Go do your work.
Always blabbering. - I am going.
She never listens to me.
Congratulations dad, for the award. - Thank you.
And how about you?
How's your share market doing?
Market's going up.
Everyone making loads of money too.
Except for me.
Suketu, tie this thread.
Your luck will change too. - What's this, mom?
A cure to change your bad fate. - What?
Yes.
Tie this thread, and I'll observe the fasts on your behalf.
This thread will make you successful.
Allow me to..
Mom, these things don't make anyone successful.
You're fasting on my behalf. - Of course
Then tie this thread as well.
What nonsense...
Hello.
Good evening, everyone.
Good evening.
Mushroom and capsicum veggies, my favorite.
Here, Aastha, keep this phone number.
Whose is it?
The production guy. - Who?
The production guy.
From 'The bloodthirsty Daughter-in-law'.
They're launching a new series.
'My mother-in-law's Amazing'.
They've agreed to give you a role.
But mom, I want to act in films.
Not serials. Get that?
Suketu, please handle her!
But, dear...these days..
..people are progressing from series to films.
What if she wants to go the other way round?
What?
I mean... Mom, try to understand.
Mom. Mom.
Yes, Gargi.
Mom, whose photo is this,
This is Mr. Sabarwal's son.
We're thinking about getting you two married.
Dad, I've told her a hundred times..
..that I'm not interested in getting married.
But, still...
But, dear...you're 27 years old now.
And when I was your age, you were already born.
I wasn't the only one, mom.
You had two more kids before me.
And don't ever bring up the topic of my marriage.
Please.
But..
But, Gargi, at least have dinner.
Please stop her.
Ask her eat her dinner.
Why did you have to bring up the topic of her marriage?
Why do you interfere in her life?
She can't live without it, dad.
She loves to give free advice.
Yeah, it's a never-ending story.
And daddy, please try and make her understand..
..that everyone wants their own personal space..
..even in a joint family.
Let's go, Suketu.
Don't skip food, dear.
Finish your dinner.
We will, in our room. Peacefully.
Come, Suketu.
Suketu.. - Mom, please.
I don't get it.
Why do you interfere in their lives?
I only want what's best for them.
They are our kids. Our flesh and blood.
So...will you keep dotting them forever.
They are modern kids.
They'll live their lives on their own term.
Understand.
We've all reached the finishing point in our lives..
..but you're still where you had started.
Zero.
A bloody zero.
Your job is to look after the kitchen.
So that's all you will do.
Understood?
Yes.
Thank you.
Lord... I wonder what I do wrong?
I can never please my family.
Ratna. Warm the food..
..and send it to everyone's room.
It's not good to sleep on an empty stomach.
Did you see, Lord?
Madam only wants what's best for this family.
But no one understands her sentiments.
Now even the kids are following..
..in their father's footsteps and humiliate their mother.
You've two mothers, don't You?
Then how can you leave this mother in such a plight?
Lord.. she prays to You each day?
Please diminish this darkness from her life.
Please.
"Elephants, horses and palanquins."
"Glory to lord Kanha."
"Elephants, horses and palanquins."
"Glory to lord Kanha."
"Elephants, horses and palanquins."
"Glory to lord Kanha."
"Elephants, horses and palanquins."
"Glory to lord Kanha."
"Elephants, horses and palanquins."
"Glory to lord Kanha."
"Elephants, horses and palanquins."
"Glory to lord Kanha."
"Elephants, horses and palanquins."
"Glory to lord Kanha."
"Glory to Him!"
Coming.
Who can it be?
Coming.
God!
Madam!
What happened, Ratna? Why are you screaming?
Hey..
Madam, it's a ghost.
Mann!
Mann. - Grandma.
You recognized me?
Why won't I recognize you?
Come.
Grandma.
I love you, grandma.
My dear.
I really missed you.
My dear.
It's been so long since you hugged me.
Remember, you used to hug me like this..
..every time I would cry or get upset.
You still remember everything?
I haven't forgotten anything, grandma.
Your love...your temper.
Your pickles and sweetmeat.
The way you pulled my ears while teaching me Hindi.
And making me wear this black thread..
..to save me from evil-eye.
You're still wearing it, son? - Yes.
But why are you crying?
Because I'm seeing you after a long time.
Wipe your tears.
I can't see tears in your eyes.
Mann, we just talked last week.
Why didn't you tell me you're coming?
Then you wouldn't be surprised, like you are now.
Surprise? You shocked me, scoundrel.
Ratna. I am sorry.
Grandpa, aunty, uncle... where's everyone.
Come down, it's me. Mann.
Hey, Mann. What's a pleasant surprise.
Hey, grandpa.
Aunty. Uncle.
Grandpa, how are you?
You're still weak in Hindi.
I'm still practicing. It will improve.
And what's wrong with your clothes?
On my way here, from the airport..
..I broke that round tank.
That was a pot, not tank.
Right, I broke the pot.
I got such great pictures.
Really fine ones.
Oh yes, come with me to the temple in the evening.
You'll get better pictures. - Yeah!
There's a veneration in the evening.
"Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"
"Hail Radhe Shyam!"
"Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"
"Hail Radhe Shyam!"
"You're Ram... You're Shyam."
"Hail Radhe Shyam!"
"Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"
"Hail Radhe Shyam!"
"The veil slowly... slips down my neck."
"My Bindi teases me, while my bangles shy away."
"The veil slowly... slips down my forehead."
"My Bindi teases me, while my bangles shy away."
"My anklet's calling out, and the bells tinkle loud."
"Radha says..."
"Fulfill your promise."
"I've been lying in wait."
"Radha says..."
"Fulfill your promise."
"I've been lying in wait."
"Come..."
"O traveler...come home."
"Radha's been dancing at the banks."
"O traveler...come home."
"Radha's been dancing at the shores."
"Radha's made for Kanha."
"Kanha's made for Radha."
"Without each other...their love's incomplete."
"Radha's made for Kanha."
"Kanha's made for Radha."
"Without each other...their love's incomplete."
"O traveler...come home."
"Radha's been dancing at the banks."
"My Shyam....Radhe Shyam."
"Radhe Shyam."
"My Shyam"
"My Shyam....Radhe Shyam."
"Radhe Shyam...My Shyam"
"The bright season says.."
"It's important for us to meet."
"Don't shatter my dreams..."
"..and give me false hopes."
"My heart's filled with many aspirations."
"I've already made up my mind."
"Radha says..."
"Fulfill your promise."
"I've been lying in wait."
"Radha says..."
"Fulfill your promise."
"I've been lying in wait."
"Come..."
"O traveler...come home."
"Radha's been dancing at the banks."
"O traveler...come home."
"Radha's been dancing at the banks."
"My Shyam....Radhe Shyam."
"Radhe Shyam...My Shyam."
"My Shyam....Radhe Shyam."
"Radhe Shyam...My Shyam."
"Radhe Shyam."
"You're Ram. You're Radhe Shyam."
"O traveler...come home."
"Radha's been dancing at the banks."
"Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"
"Hail Radhe Shyam!"
"Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"
Hey, hey.. what are you doing?
Saying hello!
How dare you?
How can you take pictures of someone you don't know?
Like this.
You..
Hey...that's an expensive camera.
Look, don't take the chip...or else..
Hey, that's camera chip, not a potato chip.
My pictures?
Next time you take my picture..
..I'll chew you and spit you out.
Don't forget.
Listen, I can get mean. - I can also get very mean.
What's going on?
Aunty... - Nothing.
I was taking pictures of this beautiful girl..
..and she got furious.
And she chewed my camera chip like hay, grandma.
Grandma? - What?
You're her grandma?
Yes.
He's my grandson.
Mann. He lives in America.
Mann? - Yes.
And this is Riya, our neighbor.
She's a very sweet girl.
Grandma, how can such a dangerous girl be your neighbor?
Quiet.
Riya, he's here to make a documentary on Indian Heritage.
Yes, I am.
What...
You need to improve his Hindi..
..and show him around Mumbai.
Will you do that? - Anything for you, Aunty.
I'll show him around Mumbai.
And I'll set him straight too.
Sorry, I didn't get the last part.
Good.
Grandma was saying that you're studying MBA.
Planning to start your own business?
Yeah! - Oh!
Be honest.
You were impressed by me yesterday, weren't you?
What?
That's why you agreed to show me around.
Hello...it's not what you think.
I'm doing this only for aunty Bharti.
Grandma's special?
More than that.
And your mom-dad?
I was 8 years old when they passed away.
Then aunt Chandni raised me.
But she never had time for me.
But since Bharti aunty entered my life..
..I never missed my parents.
Grandma's full of love. She's a darling.
Yeah, she is.
Wow! This is amazing!
It's absolutely beautiful.
Yes. There's very few forts left in Mumbai.
Oh, really?
Romance is in the air.
You Indians make good use of Heritage sites.
Very good. - Stop it!
I won't spare them.
I won't spare any of these Romeos.
They must be romancing in some corner.
I won't spare them.
Let's go catch them.
I won't spare them.
I won't spare anyone today.
Hey...
What are you doing... with our 'Sanskruti' (Heritage).
Sanskruti?
But she's Prakruti.
Sanskruti is in there, sir.
Sanskruti? - What?
It's a raid.
Papa!
Gaggu, you? - Oh no!
Come out.
Rascal.
You're practicing biology during your chemistry lectures.
Arrest him.
Catch him!
Hey! What are you doing?
What's this shamelessness?
What a scene, sir. - Shut up!
No, sir, it's not what you think.
They pushed us down.
I can see how low you two have fallen.
Nice, sir.
Hey.. - This is not good.
Yes. - Sir.
Sir, I caught everyone.. - Sir. Sir. Please...
Quiet.
Fine. Arrest these two as well.
No, sir, please don't do that.
Why not?
Because...we're married.
Yeah...we're married.
Then why this public display of emotions?
Go home.
But if I go to her home, what will her husband say?
And if she comes to my home, what will my wife say?
Right?
What?
You're cheating on your spouses.
Arrest them.
Sir, why do you hate lovers?
Because his wife ran away.
They what are we still doing here?
Let's run.
Let's go.
Let's go. Hurry up!
Don't run!
Sir!
No one touches the dead body.
I am still alive.
My wife ran away, and so did these two.
Catch them.
So...did you get to click any photos after all?
He got all the photos he needed.
Grandma, I love your...
That's mustard vegetable.
Same thing..
Sa...
Fine, I'll get you some more.
Aunty, where are you off too?
Auditions.
It's going to be such a tiring day.
Every day, hundreds of people turn up for the auditions.
You know, Mann...every other guy..
..wants to be a star.
Yeah, I can see that. - What?
I was referring to others.
Not you.
Aunty, when are you cooking me something?
Cooking? It's not my business.
I made it clear to Suketu before our marriage..
..that, I won't do any chores around the house.
And back then Suketu said "My mom's there".
Didn't you say that, Suketu?
Yes, I did.
And my mother's handling everything.
Aastha, have a bread before you leave. - No.
Fine, I'll pack your lunchbox, then.
Lunchbox?
Suketu, please handle her.
Here you go, Mann. - Thanks, grandma.
Suketu.. - What are you doing, mom?
Stop irritating me.
You know I don't eat this fattening stuff.
Get my soup and salad.
That's ready as well, I'll get it right away.
Sir....some Sakinaka's here to see you.
I asked him to sit in the garden.
Oh my, God. What's he doing at home?
Mom, tell him I am not at home.
Me? - Yes.
No, son. I never lie.
Then do it today. Tell him I am not at home.
Go on. Go. Go.
Where's Suketu?
I've come to recover my money.
Bring him out here, right now!
I order you, understand.
Your hand's bleeding, son.
It's alright. I punched someone this morning.
But you should never leave a wound unattended.
Hold on.
Ratna, get the first aid kit.
Coming, madam.
It's alright, these things are common with me.
Come on. Show me.
Ratna, hurry up.
Here you are, madam.
What the.. - It's okay.
It's alright.
Remain seated, I'll get breakfast.
Breakfast? - Yes.
We've brought breakfast.
Thank you, Riya.
Here you go, son.
You too.
Boss...wherever we went..
..we were never even offered a glass of water.
And she's serving us breakfast.
You're right.
Eat it, son. It's nice.
Eat.
What happened?
Boss...this reminded me of my mother.
Me too!
Eat it.
Son...keep these bracelets.
They are worth 200,000.
Keep it, son.
Keep it.
You call me son, and expect me to take this.
Keep it.
Keep it, aunty.
I'm leaving my money because of you.
But explain that fool, not everyone's like Sakinaka.
See you, aunty.
Goodbye. - Bye.
Let's go.
Bye.
Mom, why did you have to serve him breakfast?
And why did you have to offer him your bracelets?
Uncle, if it wasn't for grandma..
..he would've broken your face.
Please, just shut up.
But son, why did you borrow money?
To invest in the share market.
But, Suketu, share market is like a gamble.
There's no shortcut to success.
Success only comes through shortcut, mom.
But, son... - Mom, please.
Mind your own business.
Go back to your kitchen! Go!
Such a pain in the neck.
Uncle, can I say something? - What?
In India, we refer our country..
..the cow, even the earth as our mother..
..and we're even ready to take lives for it.
But we Indians never respect our own mother..
..and that's the reason we lag behind.
Please, wasn't Mother enough to give enlightening lectures..
..that, now we have The Wise One from America?
Gargi. - Yes, mom.
Don't get angry.
But, Preeto called.
Remember that photo I showed you yesterday..
Mom, why don't you understand?
Hear me first.
The boy's educated.
They are good people.
Such proposals are not common, dear.
I think, mom, it's time to tell you the truth.
What, dear?
Mom, I like someone... and I want to marry him.
Really?
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
If he's your choice, then he must be nice.
Call him here... I'll talk to your papa.
Mom.
Papa knows.
So...that's even better.
Then let's call his family tomorrow.
Okay, mom.
Gargi.
May Lord bless you with abundant happiness.
Here you go, son.
Sweets.
Thank you.
Sameer. You came alone.
What about your parents?
Actually...my mom-dad are against this marriage.
Oh...don't worry about that.
We will come meet your parents..
..and convince your parents.
And once they agree..
..we'll get you two married soon.
It'll take around 1-1 years before I can get married.
Why, son?
You see, I'll be filing for divorce really soon.
And these legal procedures take around 1-1 years.
What?
And as soon as my wife and I decide..
..who the kids will be living with, we'll file for divorce.
That's not a problem.
Children?
Yes, I've two children.
I know. Don't make a scene!
This is common in today's society.
Sameer will divorce his wife and marry Gargi.
That's all.
But, grandpa, what if his wife doesn't divorce him.
We've a solution for that too.
We'll go for a live-in relationship?
Meaning?
Mann, I want to know what that means.
Grandma, it means living together as a couple..
..without getting married.
This is an American disease, grandma.
It takes years for our medicines to reach here..
..but, diseases spread instantly.
No, Gargi, you shouldn't do this.
It's a sin.
Sin? It might be a sin for your generation.
For us it's normal.
And it's my personal life.
Don't try to interfere in it.
And I brought Sameer home..
..so that you can stop coercing me for marriage.
But, Gargi, this is wrong.
He has wife and children.
And you shouldn't ruin someone's life, dear.
Bharti, stop it now!
The children have decided.
Sameer is now a part of our family.
Go back in the kitchen and prepare food.
Come, children, let's celebrate.
Let's go and have a drink.
Come. Come.
Oh, God. All that food wasted.
Forget this, Ratna.
Did you understand what live-in means?
Yes, I did.
Without the vows, I'm all yours.
Suketu! Please handle her.
Yeah! Keep twisting your handle.
Granny...
Come on.
Let's distribute the offerings. - Yes.
Hey, granny. Hurry up.
We've to go home and get ready..
..for grandpa's award function.
But son, I never attend his functions.
You don't attend it, or no one takes you.
Yes, Mann. No one ever takes aunty Bharti anywhere.
No, son... - But granny will definitely go today.
But, son..
Grandpa won this award because of your prayers..
..and you don't want to go.
You will go.
Dear friends, Zee News presents..
..CEO of the year, award.
And the award goes to..
None other than Mr. R. K Bhatia.
Congratulations, Mr. R. K. Bhatia
Thank you.
Would you like to say something? - Yeah, sure.
Here, I'll hold that for you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
I would like to thank Zee News and it's team..
..for having recognized my hard work, dedication..
..and my talent.
They say, behind every successful man is a woman.
And if I don't thank that woman today..
..then this happiness will be incomplete.
Actually...Until today, I never gave her any credit.
That's why...today I want to thank..
..my sympathizer, my well-wisher, my inspiration..
Chandni Mathur!
Thank you, Chandni.
Sir, you gave credit to Chandni Mathur..
..so, in what way did she help you?
Well, she's in inspiration...my well-wisher.
And a good friend.
That's it.
Sir, what's your wife's contribution in your life?
She has a big contribution.
A very big one.
She's made me the father of three kids.
That's her contribution.
That's all.
Right, Bharti.
I was just joking.
Just joking.
Sir, can we have a photograph please?
Sure.
Bharti ma'am, please join in. - Let her be.
She never looks nice in photos.
Don't worry, dear. No one's going to force you.
Relax.
Come, children. Come.
Let's have a happy picture.
Come, Chandni. You also come.
Come on, children. Quickly.
Smile everybody.
"Don't ever shed tears."
"Don't ever be upset."
"For my sake, don't every cry again."
"Don't ever shed tears."
"Don't ever be upset."
"For my sake, don't every cry again."
"You spread happiness, gave everyone an identity."
"Dedicated your life to everyone."
"You took everyone's grief, and gave happiness in return."
"And never complained."
"Even the planets and the stars.."
"..are nothing compared to you."
"O Grandma!"
"Even my mother calls you mom."
"I respect you more than God."
"Even my mother calls you mom."
"I respect you more than God."
"I find solace in your refuge."
"You taught everyone how to live."
"You love all of us dearly."
"O Grandma!"
I am sorry, grandma.
I should've never brought you here.
I didn't know that grandpa.. - I wonder..
Why your grandpa always treats me like this?
Can I say something, grandma?
You're responsible for your plight at home.
What? Me?
Yeah. Look at you.
What's wrong with you?
When you were young, you looked like some movie-star.
Mom used to say you used to act in college.
You were an expert Kathak dancer.
And you also won many prizes in college.
Right?
And...today your own husband..
..just erased your existence.
You're no longer the lady of the house.
Just a doormat.
Grandpa never gave you credit for his success.
But the same God that blessed him with success..
..knows all the sacrifices you made for him.
Grandma, if you want to change the family..
..you will have to change yourself.
You'll have to work a miracle.
Because, grandma, God doesn't do miracles.
We have to do it.
But what will we do?
Grandma, hold it. Hold it.
What happened? - Hold it there.
Hold it right there.
I've got that.
Wow!
Grandma, you do have an amazing face.
Grandma, we'll make this miracle happen.
Because people only believe in miracles.
Grandma, hurry up.
How much longer?
Riya!
What is it?
Where is grandma? - Hold on.
Oh my, God. Grandma.
You look really beautiful in the sari.
Hurry up, Mann. If anyone sees me.
I'll be.. - Relax, grandma.
No one ever comes home before 9.
Now give me a nice pose. - Pose?
Yeah. - Hold on.
Ready!
Grandma! - What happened?
Don't look so fierce. - So?
I want something real and beautiful.
You act, and I'll take your pictures.
Acting?
But who do I act like? - Grandpa.
Grandpa! That's really simple.
But what should I do?
Imagine grandpa didn't get his morning tea, and he's really furious.
Yeah! Action!
Bharti.
Bharti. I've told you a thousand times.
Always bring tea in a tray.
She made me the father of three kids.
That's her contribution in my life.
That's all.
Now, aunty. - Aunty!
Suketu! Please handle her.
Okay? - Yeah.
Can I go change now? - Yes, please.
Riya, please.
How's she looking in this dress?
Grandma, you look just like Amrapali.
But Mann, I feel so incomplete without my sari.
Grandma, how about a nice song.
Which song?
Anything. Let's say romantic. - Yes.
"My beloved's.."
Grandma.
Something more cool.
What?
Like say..
"Beloved, I'm in love with you."
"I wonder what'll happen next."
"I'm in love with you."
"Beloved, I'm in love with you."
Riya, turn grandma into a typical housewife.
You mean make her Bharti Bhatia, right?
"We're born in this world, so we'll have to live."
"We'll have to suffer and endure this pain."
"We're born in this world, so we'll have to live."
"We'll have to suffer and endure this pain."
Grandma, hold this umbrella..
..and bring romance in your eyes, like Nargis.
Romance? With an umbrella? - Yes.
For that you'll have to call him.
Who?
Grandpa?
No. I'll manage with the umbrella.
Okay, I want romantic expression, grandma.
Action.
"We're in love...I admit."
"Why's the heart scared of love."
"The heart says the path's difficult."
"And the destination is unknown."
"The heart says the path's difficult."
"And the destination is unknown."
"We're in love...I admit."
"Why's the heart scared of love."
What happened?
Are you in love yet? - No.
Then change.
Okay. - Okay!
"When in love...don't be scared."
"It's only love, not a crime."
"Only love..."
"It's only love, not a crime."
"Why sigh in silence."
"When in love...don't be scared."
Oh, God!
Hey, grandma, what's wrong?
Your grandpa's here.
Grandpa's here!
Oh, grandpa's here!
I'm done for.
He'll kill me if he sees me like this.
What now?
Mann, should I jump out the window?
What are you saying, grandma?
He'll surely divorce me today.
Relax, grandma. I'll handle everything.
What can you do? - Go up and take care of things.
Grandma, come with me.
Bharti.
Hi, Mann. - Hi, grandpa.
Where's your grandma. - She's not at home.
She's at the temple. - Temple. At this late hour?
Yes, she got a call from God. - Call from God?
Who is she? - Anarkali.
Anarkali?
Greetings my Lord!
My Lord?!
Who is she?
She's my friend Salim's sister.
Salim's sister?
Anarkali was Salim's girlfriend.
It's the 21st century.
How can Anarkali be Salim's sister in the 21st century?
If Salim doesn't have a problem..
..then, what's your problem, grandpa.
You're right.
Come, Anarkali, I'll drop you home.
Greetings my Lord!
Don't overdo it, or he'll slap you.
Come, Anarkali.
Okay, grandpa, bye.
And yes, we'll meet tomorrow night..
..in the garden.
There's a surprise for everyone.
A surprise that's going to stun everyone.
Go.
Mann, why did you turn off the lights?
Where are you, and where's your surprise?
How much longer do we have to wait?
Okay, guys, here I am.
Sorry, all set now.
Okay, at the count of 3.
1...
And a 2..
And a 3...
Grandpa, the other day you said..
..grandma never looks good in photos.
What do you have to say now?
Isn't grandma beautiful?
Well. - What's wrong, grandpa?
Lost your voice or your tongue?
What do you see, aunty? Isn't she photogenic?
Photogenic?
You claim to be a photographer..
..but don't know who's pictures you should be clicking.
Aastha, he's here to make a documentary..
..on Indian Heritage.
That's why he likes old ruins.
But doesn't this prove..
..that she was absolutely stunning in her days.
And soon you'll know the value of this ruin?
What do you mean?
I mean such faces are a big demand in the modeling world.
Meaning what? - Exactly what you think, aunty.
I am going to make grandma a model.
What?
Did you hear that Suketu?
If your mother becomes a model, I'll divorce you.
Promise. - What?
Bharti!
Bharti, come out.
Yes.
What's all this?
What's all this? - I didn't know anything about this.
Honestly! I swear.
Grandma, I emailed your photos to ad agencies.
Many of them also sent prompt replies.
They want to sign you for their ads.
I can't do this, Mann.
I just said it.
Did you hear...what your grandma just said?
Now buy a ticket to America, and go back.
And Suketu, first take these photos down and burn them.
Grandpa, what are you doing.. - Shut up and get lost!
Suketu!
Yes, dad. Right away!
Mann.
Your photos were really nice.
But..
Here you go, Aastha. Offerings.
Don't try to gain my sympathy.
Wasn't the photo session enough..
..now, stop pretending in front of us.
Did you get a return ticket for yourself?
I will leave, grandpa. I will.
But before I leave, I want to ask grandma something.
Why doesn't she want to model..
Your grandma won't answer your questions.
Hello, everybody.
How are you, dude?
Not fine, actually.
By the way, this is Mr. Sammy.
Owner of 7 Continent Ad Agency.
Hi!
They really like me.
He saw grandma's pictures and signed her for a modeling assignment..
Sorry, Sam. Grandma won't model for you.
I told you about yesterday..
Don't worry, I'll handle it. Okay.
Chunni!
Aunty Ganga's Chunni.
Recognize me? - Yes, I did.
It was clear from your mannerism.
Uncle Dinu's Bumboo, right?
Yes.
Hold on.
Chunni! Bumboo! Do you two know each other?
Yes we do.
We even slept together. - What?
I mean, during math lectures, when I was in 4th grade.
On the last bench.
And the teacher whacked your back. - Yes.
You couldn't sit properly for 3 days.
Remember? - Yes.
This means you know each other since childhood?
We studied together, in Patna.
Come, let's sit and talk.
She can sit on her own.
Let go her hand. Let go.
You must get your blood pressure, young chap.
You made me forget what I wanted to say.
Oh yes..
You were here all the time, and I didn't know.
Only when Mann sent me your pictures..
..I found out you're living here.
What are you looking at?
Who ties your tresses?
Self-made.
Okay, Mr. Bumboo, are you finished here?
Have a nice day.
Goodbye. - Hold on.
Nice meeting you.. - Hold on.
Sign this is a modeling contract, Chunni.
Sign it!
Sign it if you dare.
Got it.
Look, Mr. Bhatia, faces like Bharti..
She won't model for you. - Yes, she won't.
Not at all. - Never.
Wow, Chunni.
You already appointed four secretaries..
..even before you became a supermodel.
Mr. Bhatia, why don't you let Chunni model?
Because that's her place. The kitchen.
That's all.
Great, Chunni.
You dedicated 40 years of your life to them.
And still your place isn't in their hearts, but in the kitchen.
Grandma, if you dedicate 40 more years to them..
..they still won't give you a place in their heart.
Because they don't need a wife or mother.
They need a maid who can slog all day.
And that's exactly what you are.
Grandpa always says that you never kept up with time.
So now's your chance, grandma.
Show him that you can keep up with times.
Sign the contract.
Your children burned their own mother's pictures.
And someday they'll burn your body too.
And it won't make a difference to anyone.
By then it will be too late, grandma.
The decision... is now in your hands.
Let me tear this up too.
I will model for him.
That's the spirit, grandma.
Wonderful, Lord.
Bumboo, I'll even do fashion shows.
Bharti.
Not Bharti, Mr. R.K Bhatia.
Chunni!
We can be as calm as the vermillion..
..or smoldering like the ashes.
Until now I was zero, but now I'll be worth millions.
Come, grandma.
Mann. Why did you bring me to a beauty parlor?
To give you a renovation.
For a makeover.
To change your life, you've to change yourself.
Light.
Camera. - Rolling.
Action.
The pride of every Indian woman.
Bharti Saris.
All the stars of the universe conjured in this one drop.
Kainath Diamonds.
So your date's confirmed for day after tomorrow.
Yeah, Bharti Bhatia will be at the shoot.
Okay, thank you. Bye.
What's all this?
Its three months of hard work..
..which I did for your documentary.
Oh yeah, that's right.
I went to Agra and clicked pictures of Taj Mahal..
..and it's in this.
And this is a book on its history.
And this is the palace of Rajasthan's king.
And this is the 'Angan' (Courtyard). - What gun?
Not gun, verandah.
Oh yes, verandah.
And this is a picture of the queen.
Wow. Beautiful.
What? - I meant the queen.
Breakfast.
Yeah, Bharti Bhatia's office.
Let me check.
27th?
Yeah, Bharti Bhatia is available on the 27th.
What's the product?
Chandni Mosquito repellent.
No, she won't do this ad.
She only models for stuff she trusts.
And she doesn't trust anything with the name Chandni.
So any other product will do.
But no Chandni.
Yeah, thank you.
By the way, Chandni is my aunty..
Yeah, I forgot. I am really sorry.
I am sorry too.
Grandma doesn't trust it, but I do.
Riya.
At least keep the sandwich.
Tea.
I've already asked 5 times.
Will I get a cup of tea or not?
Aastha, will you shut your kid up?
What do you want me to do, daddy?
He's been crying since morning.
Nanny. Nanny.
Coming.
He's been crying all day.
Can't you take care of him?
Hey! Lower your voice.
I am the nanny, not your maid.
I've been listening to your chatter..
And it's your fault that he's crying.
He's just like you.
Sobbing, crying...and full of attitude.
Get out... No need to say that.
I am leaving.
Here's your kid.
Did you see her attitude?
More than you.
Aastha, can I get a cup of tea?
Tea? - Yes.
Of course. First, I've to finish cleaning the plates.
My days of cleaning plates are over, daughter-in-law.
Now it's your turn.
And according to our tradition..
..you will have to use this bar to clean the plates.
Yes.
Saas-Bahu... Dish Washing Bar!
Cut it!
Excellent shot.
Was it okay?
You're a one-take artist. - Thank you, Bumboo sir.
Let's go, let's go. - Wait.
Mann..
I quit my job for your sake.
But I am feeling really bad.
I've spent a lifetime in this house.
Now spend some time in your village.
And don't come back until I don't tell you. Hold this.
But, without me and madam..
For now, keep this money and leave.
Go, go, go.
Okay.
"These days...I feel like I'm walking on the cloud."
Ujwal Washing Powder.
Cleans clothes really bright.
Aastha!
What happened?
Who washed the clothes? - I did. In the washing machine.
Weren't they cleaned properly?
No, in fact they're completely clean.
All the clothes turned martyr.
What? - All the colorful clothes turned white.
How did this happen? - Like this.
Aunty used bleaching powder instead of washing powder.
Really, these days she doesn't have her mind on her work.
What?
Well, I've been trying to find a maid for you..
..but I just can't seem to find one.
What was that?
I pulled a fast one on aunty.
Just joking!
I am going into depression..
..and you want to know about audition.
I couldn't go, Mr. Gupta.
Why?
Because I was at a memorial service.
Whose?
It was my own.
Yes, we attend our own memorial service.
Bye!
What's wrong with you, Aastha?
You aspired to be an actress.
But you're no more than a maid.
If I spend another day in this house..
..I'll go crazy...or drive everyone else insane.
No, Bumboo...I am tired.
I don't want go for any meeting.
I know what the problem is. - What?
Actually, you want to go home.
Yes, I want to go home.
I am missing my home.
I wonder how everybody is.
Don't worry, grandma. Aunty's with them.
That's exactly what I am afraid of.
Be quiet, son. Be quiet.
Be quiet.
You should've gotten used to this now.
That was the fourth cooker your mother blasted.
Be quiet.
You're fortunate that you get milk.
I wonder what your mom's cooking for us today.
Dad, have some bread. - No, no..
Children first. - No, no...
Ladies first.
What's wrong? Why aren't you eating?
Sister-in-law, you tried cooking again.
Dear, don't you feel pity for us?
I've told you a thousand times.
Get a cook.
Cooks aren't that easy to find, dad.
I've been trying to find one since two months.
First I cook food and also listen to your taunts.
Eat if you want or stay hungry.
It's better to stay hungry rather than eating this.
I am sure they serve better food in jail. - What?
Let Bharti come today.
I'll put a stop to her modeling career..
..or my name isn't RK.
No one's going to say anything.
I will handle her.
Yes, Boney sir.
What? I am looking stunning and beautiful in that ad.
That's because I am stunning and beautiful. You know that.
Well, thank you.
I'll have to call you back, give my love to Sri, okay.
Bye.
What have you done to yourself?
It's called a makeover.
It's Mann's idea.
Don't I look like a CEO's wife?
Aren't you ashamed to dress like this? - What?
Why, Mr. R.K?
Doesn't Chandni dress the same way?
Well, she's.. - What, grandpa.
If she dresses like this, she looks stunning..
..and grandma looking obscene.
Chunni!
Oh my, God!
Chunni.
Oh my, God!
You're looking like a dame.
I mean you're looking beautiful.
He was the one missing from the picture.
Now he's here too.
I have great news for you. - Really?
What?
I just confirmed an ad for you, with Amitabh.
Amitabh Bachchan!
Stand straight.
Do you know what's the story-line? - What?
An old man like him, is breathing his last.
Hey!
Who are you calling old?
An uncle like him, is breathing his last.
The family is sad, they are all crying.
Someone's getting basil leaf.
Others are getting the holy water.
A woman in tears is about to pour the holy water in his mouth..
..when you yell from the back..
Wait! Wait! Wait!
And then...you pour a handful of cement in that uncle's mouth.
What? Cement?
Exactly.
His family will question you too.
"What did you do? Cement?"
"You poured cement in his mouth."
And then you'll say...
"This cement's...got life."
Superb.
And it doesn't stop there.
Suddenly Amitabh Bachchan comes in.
Stands with her in the frame and says..
"This will make your buildings immortal, just like this old man."
"Amar...Cement."
Shut up!
And you..
Don't you have anything better to do?
Why are you always hovering around Bharti?
To repay a debt, friend.
What do you mean?
I would've failed my 10th grade exams..
..of Bharti hadn't been strict with me.
She helped me pass my exams..
..I'll help Bharti pass her trial.
But then grandpa will have to get a by-pass.
Shut up!
And you... no more modeling for you.
Come on.
Mann, I guess it's the shooting crew. - Let me..
Give that to me.
I'll teach them a lesson.
Mann.
Who's this? - Give the phone to Bharti Bhatia.
It's 'Bhai' from Dubai.
Who? - 'Bhai' from Dubai.
Yes. Right away.
It's 'Bhai' from Dubai!
Hello. Who is this?
Boss, Bharti on the line.
Hello. Bharti. Greetings.
It's Ramesh Bhai from Dubai.
You see, Bharti, I'm a big fan.
And I own a garment showroom in Dubai.
And I would like you to be the brand ambassador of our product.
How can I ever refuse you?
That's not possible 'Bhai'.
Thank you. Thank you, Bharti.
Wow. I am really happy.
Very happy.
Bharti, any other problem.
No, no problem at all.
Grandma, tell him.
Tell him that grandpa was trying to threaten you.
Do you want to get me killed? Shut up!
Who's speaking in such a high tone?
My dear husband.
Does your husband have a problem?
No, no problem.
He has a high tone.
He never raised his hand on me.
Good, then it's not a problem.
See you in Dubai for the shooting.
Goodbye.
See you.
Of course, I'll save this number.
If I ever have a problem, I will call you 'Bhai'!
Yes.
Goodbye.
You were saying something?
What were you going to do if I shoot again?
Nothing. I was just joking.
You can model, shoot films..
You can do whatever you want.
Thank you.
Goodnight, Mr. R.K!
Grandpa, you're such a turncoat.
He has to.
When you are out of options, you actually don't have any options.
Right, Mr. R.K?
He's sc****
Hey, respect. He's my grandpa. - I know.
Why do you keep swaying your neck?
I've a loose spring.
Try it. It's fun.
Yeah, It's actually fun.
The world sways with you.
You can actually dance on it.
That was fun, Bharti. I am really happy.
Shall we, grandma.
But, you aren't coming with us.
Why? - You're taking the other car.
Why is that?
Riya.
Surprise.
I called her here.
My story's on track now.
But your love story's still at square one.
Get it going.
Grandma, I love you. - I know, I know.
Say that to her too.
Go.
What's this rose for?
I want you to make rose jam. - What?
Why does a boy give a flower to a girl?
Because I...love you, Riya.
I don't believe you.
Hey...
Why don't you believe me?
Because you're an NRI.
Non Reliable Indian.
Right. What?
What do I have to do to prove myself?
Give a test. - Test.
I'm ready to give all the tests you want.
Sure? - Of course.
Come with me.
Let's go.
Oh, man. Riya. What's this place?
What's that?
Love monster.
People stick their hand in its mouth.
And if their love isn't true.. - Then what?
Their hand gets stuck, and severed.
Severed? - Yes.
Come on, stick your hand in it.
Ladies first. - Me?
Yes, this is your test too. Ladies first.
Okay.
I...really love Mann.
Now it's your turn.
Come on. - Yeah!
I...really...love..
Riya, my hand..
Riya, help me. Riya.
Oh my, God. My hand. - So sorry, Mann.
Oh my, God. My hand.
My love is true, Riya.
You..
Relax, relax, relax, I am just joking.
Relax.
I am just joking. Relax.
"There's turmoil in my heart."
"And there's silence too."
"Things are a bit clear."
"And I am also confused."
"There's turmoil in my heart."
"And there's silence too."
"Things are a bit clear."
"And I am also confused."
"Beloved, give me solace."
"Accept my love."
"Accept me...give me solace."
"O Beloved."
"Beloved, give me solace."
"Accept my love."
"Accept me...give me solace."
"O Beloved."
"When I met you, I felt like I touched my soul."
"All my paths lead to you, and begin with you."
"When I met you, I felt like I touched my soul."
"All my paths lead to you, and begin with you."
"I welcome you in my heart."
"O beloved, let me one with you."
"Beloved, give me solace."
"Accept my love."
"Accept me...give me solace."
"O Beloved."
"Beloved, give me solace."
"Accept my love."
"Accept me...give me solace."
"O Beloved."
"How and when did this happen?"
"I am thankful to that moment."
"My eyes quietly conveyed what I could never say."
"How and when did this happen?"
"I am thankful to that moment."
"My eyes quietly conveyed what I could never say."
"It's all yours... I can surrender my heart to you."
"Do me a favor, I can't live without you."
"Beloved, give me solace."
"Accept my love."
"Accept me...give me solace."
"O Beloved."
"Beloved, give me solace."
"Accept my love."
"Accept me...give me solace."
"O Beloved."
Mann, keep a week free for the international conference.
Yes, middle of next month.. - Excuse me.
Can we come in?
Come in, Neelima.
How are you? - Hello.
The donation that you give to our Mamta Foundation..
..has helped many children get education.
And many unemployed women have also found jobs.
So we want to gift you this on our behalf.
There was no need for this.
This is my duty.
Thank you very much.
Bye. - Bye.
Wow, grandma. This is beautiful.
Really nice. Isn't it?
What's wrong, grandma?
Mann, I found the Bharti that was lost.
But the ones that I lost, my family..
You'll get them back, Chunni. You surely will.
But for that you need to strengthen your heart.
And teach your family a lesson.
It's called tough love.
Tough...Love.
He's right, grandma.
From Mother Mary you've to become Goddess Durga.
Goddess Durga.
I knew it.
I knew the prices of this share will go up.
Surprise, uncle.
How are you? - Nothing, I'm in a bad mood.
What happened?
I make people make loads of money.
But I can't invest myself.
I've a wonderful tip.
And if someone lends me a big sum..
..I can be a millionaire overnight.
Why don't borrow it from your mom?
Will mom lend me money?
Your mom helps the needy..
..won't she help a needy at home?
Correct.
What?
I mean won't she help her own son.
Will she?
Moms are emotional fools.
You're right.
Good evening, mom.
How's your health?
I am referring to you.
I am fine, son. But are you feeling okay?
Yes. - I see.
Come. Sit, son.
Tell me, son.
Mom... shall I knead the dough?
Dough? - No.
Should I kick it? - Kick? What's wrong with her?
No.
Oh yes...
Mom, you must be tired.
Shall I massage your feet? - What?
Will you massage my feet?
Can't a son massage her mother's feet?
Wow, uncle.
You're the new age Ravan. - What?
Shravan.
The new age Shravan.
Grandma's really pleased, uncle.
Ask her whatever you want.
Go ahead.
Enough, son. - Yes, mom.
Mom, I got a really nice tip from the share market.
If I invest now, I'll get 10 times the return.
Really?
How much do you want, son?
Not much, mom. Just 10 million.
10 million? - Yes.
Okay, given.
But what's the guarantee that you'll return the money?
Mom, I'm ready to write it with my blood.
Don't worry, uncle. We will suck on your blood later.
For now, just give us in writing..
..that you'll return the money in 15 days.
Right here, uncle.
Sign this agreement. - Hand me the pen.
Sure, sure, why not?
Thank you.
And...post dated cheque? - I have with me.
Smart boy.
Thank you, mom. Thank you.
Grandma, you just hit the bull's-eye.
You're ruined, Suketu. You're ruined.
Your ship sank at the shore.
Mom, you? - I had to come.
What's this? - It's a cheque.
It is...and it just bounced. - I see.
Where's my money, Suketu?
I invested the money in a good tip, but..
But it turned out to be a flop, like you? Right?
Mom, I'll return the money.
What if you didn't?
So? What will you do?
File a case on me.
Send me to jail?
Not a bad idea.
Mann, call the police station. - Already did, granny.
That's my good boy.
What? Mom, you can't do this to me.
I just did.
Hello, LC Road Police Station.
We want to report a criminal.
His name is Uncle.
Sorry, uncle Suketu.
No, let me.. - Hold on, he wants to talk to you.
Yes...
Hello... No!
Sorry, I thought he'll talk to you.
So, how do we do this?
Are you sending a car, or shall we bring him in ours?
Mom. Mom, please.
Please don't throw me in jail, please.
But uncle, this was your idea.
Come, inspector. Take down my complaint.
Mom!
Mom, you're filing a complaint against your own son!
Aren't you ashamed?
Look at that.
Rakhi Sawant is trying to teach manners to Sharmila Tagore.
Shut up!
You're Suketu's mother.
You should be supporting him, like me.
Oh...
Yes, Mr. Gupta.
Tell me.
Really?
I don't believe it.
I am coming right away.
Aastha. Where are you going?
Suketu, Mr. Gupta's on the line.
I just got a role opposite SRK.
I've to give a look test. I have to go.
But aunty, you just said..
..you'll support uncle through his bad phase.
If I stay here, I'll definitely lose the film.
Yes, Mr. Gupta. I am on my way.
I am in the cab.
I'm almost there.
Aastha!
Mom. Please handle him.
Aastha! Aastha!
Bharti, what's this nonsense?
You put Suketu behind bars.
What's his fault?
He borrowed money from me..
..and hasn't returned them yet.
So?
Will you get your own son arrested?
In 'Mother India' the mother shot her own son.
I just got him arrested.
Shut up!
How much did you borrow from him?
I'll write a cheque for you now.
Yes, grandpa, write it.
Write a cheque for 10 million for us.
10 million? - Yes, only 10 million.
Rascal, you lost 10 million.
I would've bailed you out if it had been thousands.
Grandma, is that all you're worth?
Oh shut up. - Just asking.
Bharti, you've lost your mind.
Success has gone to your head.
He's our flesh and blood.
So, will they suck on our blood?
Whoever makes a mistake will have to pay for it.
And he's made a mistake, then let him pay for it.
And anyway, it's time for you to go to your club.
So go on, have fun. - Or pay the sum.
Papa. Papa. Papa.
"Not family or kids."
"Nor kin or kith."
"The whole thing is that..."
"..money is all that matters."
Let' go, grandma.
Mom! Mom, don't leave me.
Please, mom. I made a mistake.
Forgive me.
Mom.
What are you staring at?
This is a jail, not your home..
..where you'll get homemade food.
Eat it. Understood?
'Suketu.. - What are you doing, mom?'
'Stop irritating me.'
'You know I don't eat this fattening stuff.'
'Get my soup and salad.'
Come out.
Your mother has withdrawn her complaint.
Think about it, grandma.
Do you want to spare this cheater?
Mann, I carried him in my womb for 9 months.
I raised him with my blood.
If he didn't realize that still cheated me..
..then, money is a very small thing, son.
Let him go.
Mom, you were right.
There are no shortcuts in life.
I didn't listen to you.
I should be punished for that.
No, son.
If you stay behind bars..
..then I'll be the one facing punishment.
Mom.
Is Mr. Khan here? - Yes, he is.
The shot's ready too. Come on.
Yes, let's go.
Bad luck on the first day.
Grandma...aunt's here too.
Aunty, you're shooting here too.
Grandma's also shooting an ad here.
But I am shooting for a Film!
I don't do ad films.
All the very best, daughter-in-law.
Thank you, mom. - You're more than welcome.
Please do not mention, mom.
Now...I'll be a star too.
My shot's ready. Please excuse me.
"I'll be a star. Star"
Shut up!
Star. - Naughty.
You fool. - Yes, sir.
Did you explain the shot to the heroine? - Yes, sir.
Director sir, I am ready.
Let's do the scene.
And...I am a one-take artist.
She's a one-take artist. - Quiet!
Go call Mr. Khan. - Yes, sir.
Idiot.
Take.
Mr. Khan.
Shahrukh Khan.
I'll close my eyes.
He'll say "Open your eyes... K...Kiran".
Oh my, God. He's here.
Open your eyes...K...Kiran.
What happened? - Who's he?
TRK. Turram Khan.
He's the hero of our film.
This is cheating.
I was told the hero of this film is SRK.
But he's just a duplicate.
Madam, every other producer/director in Bollywood..
..dreams to make a film with the original SRK.
But settles for such duplicates.
But I was told it's original SRK.
How can I settle for him?
Even I was told that my heroine would be..
..Katrina or Kareena.
But even I'm adjusting with you.
You can work if you like, or you can get out.
Don't get furious, Mr. Duplicate.
I mean Mr. Turram Khan.
I'll adjust too. - Take.
Take!
Hari Mirch Productions, 'Sindoor Ya Kalank'.
Shot 1, take 1...
Action...
You don't know the worth of a pinch, Kamal.
Cut.
Where's the vermillion? - Here, sir.
But, where in the dialogue? - Sorry, sir. I forgot.
Take again.
Take 2.
Action.
You don't know the worth of vermillion, Kamal.
Cut it.
You got the vermillion right.
Where's the pinch?
But, sir, I did say that in the last take.
Who's going to say it in this take?
I'll say it, sir.
Then say it.
One more.
Take eight!
Action.
A pinch... vermillion...
Worth... - Cut it!
One slap. One punch! One kick!
Someone throw her out.
Sorry, sir. One more.
Take 18...
Action.
A pot of..
Cut it.
It's a pinch, not pot..
Take 22..
Pot.
Action!
You don't know the worth of a pinch of vermillion, Gulab.
Where did this Gulab come from?
There's no Gulab here. - Sorry.
It's Kamal. - Sorry.
Lotus. Lotus.
Take 35...
Action..
You don't know the worth of a pinch of vermillion, Lotus.
Not Lotus, its Kamal. Kamal.
It's not Lotus.
What is it?
It's Kamal.
Take 49...49...49...
Action.
You don't know the worth of a pinch of vermillion, Kamal Sabu.
What? Sabu? She just whitewashed my name.
She's going to ruin my career.
Sorry, sir. One last take.
Take 64...
Action.
You don't know the worth of a pinch of vermillion...
Mount Abu.
Cut it! Cut it!
Who brought this idiot here?
She couldn't say one dialogue in four hours.
Has anyone in your family ever done any acting?
Have they?
Throw her out.
Stop it.
Bharti ma'am.
Is this the way to talk to a lady?
She's been testing my patience for the past four hours.
Don't stop shoot.
Give me some time.
She come back and give the shot.
And if she doesn't perform..
..then I'll pay the cost for today's shoot.
Daughter-in-law, look at me.
I trust you.
You can do this, dear.
Mom, I can't do it.
After all that humiliation and insult, I can't act again.
You can't act again after being humiliated.
But even after years of humiliation..
..grandma did everything for you all.
Do you know why?
Because she loves all of you!
Daughter-in-law. Love your work.
Then watch how your work will choose you.
Success will be at your feet.
Paths will define itself.
Have faith in yourself... and the sky will bow before you.
Director.
She's ready for the shot.
Go, daughter-in-law.
Take 65...
Action.
You don't know the worth of a pinch of vermillion, Kamal.
You've always treated women like dirt.
You can go back to your world of crimes.
But I won't let you influence my children.
I'll raise them myself.
You can go, Kamal. You can go.
Cut it. Fantastic!
Fantastic! Fantastic!
Sir, what are you doing?
Mind-blowing.
Sir, please. Get up.
You're a great artist.
Let me stay at your feet.
Sir, please...everybody's looking.
Please get up, sir.
Wow. Wonderful.
That was fantastic.
She's got that zing.
She'll be a star.
I know, get lost.
Thank you so much, sir.
Thank you.
It's 8 o'clock. He'll get up soon.
I'll keep tea for boiling.
Aastha, what are you doing?
I'll make tea, mom.
But.. - You've done enough for everyone, mom.
Even I have some responsibilities towards everyone.
But, dear...you've a shoot today.
If you hadn't taken care of us along with your shooting..
..then we would all be in a mess.
If you can fulfill both responsibilities, then why not me?
Can I say something, mom? - Yes, dear.
7 years ago...
I got married in this family.
That was the first and last time I touched your feet.
Can I touch your feet again, mom?
Tea.
Aastha, tea.
These two should've been born in Assam!
Bharti, bring my tea.
Bring my tea. - Coming.
Here.
Keep it here, I'll help myself.
Dear, pass me the toast.
I said I'll help myself.
Where's Gargi?
Good morning, dad.
Good morning.
Are you going somewhere, dear?
Yes. I'm leaving home forever.
To live with Sameer. In a live-in relationship.
And we've also arranged a party today evening..
..to announce our relation.
You're all invited.
Of course, dear. We'll all be there.
Friends, this might be just another live-in relation for you.
But for..
For me this a life-long bond.
Gargi is my life.
So enjoy the party!
Cheers!
No problem, cheers.
Hey, grandpa.
Cheers. - Cheers.
Are you fine?
Everything's alright? - Yeah!
Gargi! Gargi.
Gargi!
What's wrong with you?
What happened to Gargi?
I don't know, she suddenly fainted.
Let's take her to the hospital.
My friend's hospital is close-by.
Let's take her there.
Yes, come on.
Let's take Gargi there quickly.
Grandma, doesn't this look like a real hospital?
We borrowed it from the film people.
That's fine, son.
But Gargi's been unconscious for over 6 hours.
How many pills did you put in her drink?
Grandma, you said one..
..but I put three. - What? I'll beat you.
Greetings. - Wow. Super cool.
Getup's nice.
But do you remember your dialogues.
I remember all the dialogues.
But you forgot that I am Dr. Jhandu Singh.
Yeah!
Mom, Mann. Gargi's conscious again.
Come quickly. - Let's go.
Baby, you're feeling alright?
What's wrong with my daughter?
Mr. Bhatia, your daughter's got a dangerous and disturbing illness.
What do you mean?
Her brains... I mean, her kidneys have failed.
No!
Don't worry.
Baby, don't worry.
Everything will be alright.
Mr. Bhatia, your daughter's life is in danger.
We'll have to transplant her kidney.
One of you will have to donate her kidney.
She has very little time.
I'll have to see whose kidney matches with her.
Let's go, please. Follow me.
Come with me with your kidneys.
First donor, please.
Next.
Come inside. - But..
Next.
What are you doing here?
Where are they shooting for 'Mujrim'?
It's on the other set.
Please go there. - Okay.
Okay.
Next.
You scared me. It was the God of Death.
Dad. - Don't worry, everything will be alright.
Congratulations, the kidneys have matched.
Whose?
Mr. Sameer Tandon.
Who is Sameer Tandon?
Congratulations.
Wow. Now that's real love.
Their hearts are one, so their kidneys had to match.
Everyone looks happy, except for you.
I see...you're her husband.
Well, he's just a part-time husband.
What's a part-time husband?
Well, they are live-in partners.
I see...
So he doesn't own the car, he just drives it.
A policy without the premium.
He's Valentines day, not anniversary.
He's lust...not love.
What are you saying?
I really like live-in relationships.
Until there's love, you're made for each other.
When love's over, you're dead for each other.
Doctor, will you tell us what you'll do with him?
What else?
I need to take his kidney out. What else?
Come on, Vicky Donor.
I am sorry. Come on, Kidney Donor.
Bring him inside. He looks nervous.
Bring him.
Come.
Come, uncle. Come.
Sameer, stick your tongue out.
Yes. Now ask.
Doctor, what happens if I donate one kidney?
We'll save Gargi. - And me.
What effect will it have on me?
You see, a scooter has two wheels.
If you take a wheel out, how's the scooter going to run.
It's going to drag.
It'll be the same with your life.
Lie down.
Tell me something.
Do you play sports?
Yes. - Which one?
Football.
You can only play it on your mobile.
No more playing on the field.
Why?
If you play on the field, you'll get a swelling.
Where?
There!
Lie down.
Don't worry.
Doctor...what about my manhood?
Well...you'll just be a big pain.
Doctor.
Why did you ask for this garland?
Well, if this operation succeeds..
..then, you can garland me.
And if it doesn't, then we'll garland him.
What are you saying, doctor? I don't want this.
Sameer, what are you saying?
Leave me. Let me go.
Sameer. Sameer. Sam.
Let me go.
Stop, uncle.
I don't want to give my kidney.
What's all the commotion?
That's Sameer's voice.
But... - I don't want to give my kidney.
What's going on?
Mr. Bhatia, this live-in partner..
..is refusing to donate his kidney.
Sorry, Gargi. I can't give you my kidney.
What?
Sameer, my life's at stake.
If I give you my kidney, then my life will be at stake.
I can't take this risk.
But you said at the party..
..that aunty and you are made forever.
You gave your heart to aunty.
So, do I have to give my kidney as well?
Tomorrow she'll ask for my liver, my pancreas.
So I am leaving this live-in relationship right here.
Sameer! You can't go like this.
You love me.
You can't leave me dying like this.
You can die today. I don't care.
Sameer!
Get lost!
He claimed to give his life..
..but now he's deserted you, Gargi.
When he couldn't accept his own wife and kids..
..how could he accept you?
I feel so ashamed.
I should just die.
You don't have to die.
You're safe.
You would've died if you had gone ahead..
..with this live-in relationship.
Bumboo!
What the hell is this?
You played a charade with Gargi?
Such a big lie to get Sameer out of her life?
Grandpa. She found out the truth through this lie.
Bharti, I could never image you would stoop so low.
I didn't do anything wrong, Mr. Bhatia.
It was a father's responsibility..
..that is, your responsibility to teach a spoilt brat.
Unfortunately, I had to fulfill this responsibility as well.
A mother.
You know, when a poet writes his poem..
..he signs it with his name.
When a painted paints a picture.
He too signs his name below.
Only a mother... carries her children..
..for nine months in her womb.
And gives him the name of the father..
..as soon as they are born.
Thank you.
You know, I am so happy.
The three monkeys in grandma's life have reformed.
Except for grandpa.
He will never change, like your Hindi.
That reminds me.
Mom chose an Indian girl for me.
Mom chose a girl and you said yes?
Yeah!
And me?
Do attend my wedding, I'll send you a ticket.
You have to attend it.
What?
How will I get married without you?
Sammy, you're a real pain.
What?
Really?
I'll get grandma right away,.
Yes, Chunni, you're getting an award.
Award? - Yes.
Indian Women Organization is presenting you with an award.
What?
Every year, this organization chooses one women..
..who's become an inspiration.
And Bharti, you're the inspiration..
..for every woman in this country.
By creating an identity for yourself..
..you've given many aimless woman a direction.
Set an example for them.
And you've being awarded for this.
Congratulations.
Grandma. Superb. I am so excited.
The entire country will see my grandma accepting an award.
It's the grace of Lord.
Come, Mann. Let's go home..
..and give your grandpa this news.
Grandma.
Grandpa didn't invite you to his award function.
But you..
Maybe I mean nothing to your grandpa.
But for me...he means everything.
My world.
Come on.
This..
This is the problem with every woman in India.
Every happiness in the world feels incomplete..
..without their family and children.
Come, son.
Go on. - See you, Sammy.
Here you go.
I hope you remember, there's a function this evening.
About what?
My award function.
I told you last week.
I am sorry, I can't come.
I am busy.
Listen.
I'll really like it if you come.
I know why you want to call me.
To show how successful you are now.
You've surpassed me.
You want to humiliate me publicly.
Bloody hell!
Mom. - Yes, dear.
Mom.
Wear this sari for today's function!
It will look nice on you.
Thank you, dear.
Thank you so much!
I am sorry, mom.
It's okay, dear.
Forgive me, mom. - Calm down.
No, mom.
Calm down.
Mann, what are you doing here?
Squatting flies. - What?
Yes.
You've been squatting flies until now.
But now it's my turn.
Behave yourself.
Don't forget you're talking to your grandpa.
Sorry, grandpa.
I am not here for a family discussion.
We're going to talk man to man.
You always treated your wife like dirt.
And now that she's surpassed you..
..it's hurt your male ego.
You're jealous.
Grandma's better than 10 RK's put together.
But she's still letting you push her around..
..because that stupid woman loves you.
And what did you say?
Grandma made you the father of three kids.
That's her only contribution in your life.
But actually, your only contribution in her life..
..was that you made her the mother of three kids. That's all!
You think you're a man.
But the truth is... if you can't respect woman..
..you're not fit to call yourself a man.
Mann! - To hell with Mann!
You called grandma a big zero all your life.
But the truth is, grandma has always been ahead in life.
And you were the zero.
A bloody zero!
So hold your breath, ladies and gentlemen.
For the Women of Substance Award.
Please welcome...Mrs. Bharti Bhatia.
Now, I would request the President..
..of the Indian Women Organization, Mr. Rajeev Mehra..
..to hand over the award.
Please.
Congratulations!
Please, would you like to say a few words?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Today, on the occasion of Women's Day..
..I Bharti Bhatia, born in a small village of Patna..
..was the eldest daughter in my family.
Along with my studies, I also had the responsibility..
..of taking care of my home and siblings.
I went to college, I wanted to study further.
Get a degree.
Instead I got married... and came to my husband's home.
And was handed the responsibilities of this family.
Daughter, sister, wife... and the, mother.
Like every mother, even I sacrificed my present..
..for my children's future.
Three kids. Husband's success.
With all these responsibilities at hand..
..I never realized when my hair turned grey.
Then one day...
A storm entered my life.
My grandson. Mann.
And he shook me.
The grey hair wasn't the end of my life..
..in fact, it's the beginning.
He taught me this!
Today, my success is his foresight...his vision.
If there's a son, husband, brother, grandson...like Mann..
..in every family, then every day..
..can be celebrated as Women's Day.
Thank you!
Thank you so much, Mann!
And I want to share this award, this honor..
..with the person, whom I respect and love the most
Mr. R.K Bhatia. My husband.
Please...come on stage.
Go, RK. Your wife's calling you.
Please.
Go, RK. Go.
Our women are really great.
No matter how bad we treat them.
They always respect their husbands.
Today...Bharti has greatly honored me..
..but sharing this award.
This woman always kept our relation intact.
It shattered her.
But...she didn't let our relation break.
But I never valued her.
I always insulted her.
Even my kids followed in my footsteps and insulted her.
Today I realized...if the husband..
..doesn't respect his wife.
Then our family, friends, the society..
..will never respect her either.
Today...I publicly apologies to my wife.
Bharti. Forgive me.
What are you saying?
Don't do this. - Forgive me.
Please, don't do it.
Don't do this. - Forgive me.
"Elephants, horses and palanquins."
"Glory to lord Kanha."
You arrived on 'Janmastami'.
And going back the same day.
Have you ever thought..
..what will happen to your granny after you leave?
Grandpa, you're worried about your wife.
That's nice.
But you Indian old men have a problem.
You never say I love you to your wife's.
But don't worry.
Next time I'll come down to teach you that.
I will.
Right.? - Right. Right.
Let's drop him to the airport. Come on. - No.
Riya will drop him at the airport.
Yes.
Grandpa.
God bless you, son.
Grandma. - Bless you, son.
See you, guys. - Bye.
Can I say something, Bharti.
Yes.
I love you.
I love you very much.
Dad... what..
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us with prosperity."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Fill our hearts with joy and happiness."
"Keep us away from sorrow and grief."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"I've always prayed for your well-being."
"I've raised you with great care."
"May Lord fulfill my wish."
"And fills your life with all the joys."
"I wish that your life ahead.."
"..is filled with abundance and riches."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us with prosperity."
"Lord, bless my family with Your grace."
"Bless us all with prosperity."
"Lord, always shower Your blessings on us."
"Bless us all with prosperity."